It’s Tabloid Time! However, because today is Hollywood’s biggest day of the year (Oscar Day!!!), I’m foregoing the usual Tabloid Review and am off to observe all that is Oscar!

But for those die-hard tabloid readers, let me give you this little update!

You’re not missing much, as the Enquirer has the usual Brad and Angelina story; she’s still pregnant (duh), he’s flown off to NY for work, and has left her alone in Paris — somehow, I hardly think he’s flown off and left her like the cover is insinuating. I have no doubt he’ll be back for God sakes!

Britney is furious Kevin has blown through 6 million dollars, largely in part due to his LARGE lifestyle, trying to put a CD out, and an alleged girlfriend he’s been seen around town with. Apparently, she got so mad about it, she took her son and flew off to Hawaii for a little vacation. I wonder how much SHE’s spending on her little vacation, although it is her money…..

US Weekly is sporting photos of “mysterious” rings on Brad and Angelina’s fingers. Come on! What does that prove? It sure doesn’t prove a secret wedding, like they are alleging. The ring on Brad’s finger isn’t even on his wedding ring finger, it’s on his middle finger. Gee…what could that mean? And Angelina has 3 rings on 3 different fingers, on her wedding ring hand. What a mystery…pleeeeeaseee.

Star has how Kevin has ruined Britney and she’s finally ready to divorce him. Really? I find that hard to believe, after she’s put up with so much already.

Trust me…there’s nothing new that you’re missing out on. It’s the same old story, just written a different way.

Today’s OSCAR story is the BIG story!

I’ll have a full report tomorrow morning for you!