It’s Tabloid Time! There’s not a lot new going on, so let’s go. If you’re into celebrity flaws, then pick up the Enquirer. The Star and Life and Style are both reporting their big story of Britney’s possible second pregnancy. Life and Style also has Reese and Ryan in a marriage crisis (I’m not believing that just yet), and Us Weekly has Britney’s bump alert, and Jessica vs. Kristin Cavallari re: Nick Lachey…wow.

The Enquirer

Oh, brother…page 2 has pictures of Rachael Ray in barely-there clothes, serving up some delightful delicacies. Those pictures are so 3 years ago; I saw them on the Internet way back when.

Page 5 has the story of Carol Burnett moving to Wisteria Lane. She loves soaps so much she wants to appear on Desperate Housewives. Can’t say as it will do much for ratings, but we’ll see…

Page 6 - The Reese and Ryan story. Supposedly, the marriage is on the rocks and she thinks a 3rd baby will save it. Yeah, that ALWAYS works…

Page 7 – is that Dolly Parton or a man in drag?

Page 11 – Oh brother! Clay Aiken fans have filed an official complaint with the Federal Trade Commission because they claim they have spent thousands of dollars following their idol, only to find out he’s allegedly gay! They thought he was a clean-cut boy…now they’re hearing that he’s meeting men in hotel rooms. Are you kidding me? They had no clue or didn’t wonder about his preferences before ClayGate broke?

Page 17 – Britney and her tummy tale. Apparently, she expecting her second child but can’t take Kevin’s antics anymore, so she wants a trial separation. She’s going to go it alone…please. Look for this saga to continue for quite some time.

Page 30 – all the celebrity flaws you could ever want. Not worth the money, folks. They’re pics we’ve seen before, and really don’t need to see again.

Page 40 – Surprise! Lindsay Lohan in another alleged drug scandal. No, really?

The Star…Couples who are giving it another go around…Page 18 has Chad and Hilary trying their relationship again, and rather happy about it, and Page 20 is reporting Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama back together.

Page 46 – has the whole Britney, Kevin, and alleged baby no. 2 drama. Kevin’s not happy about it, if it is true. Really? Because it’s apparent he’s so devoted to Britney by the way he’s courting all those other women around town. Doesn’t that say a happy marriage to you?

Page 62 – Vince is telling Jen to eat more…allegedly. He wants 20 pounds on her. The magazine did it digitally. Jen, my advice; don’t listen to him. You’re perfect now, plastic surgery or not.

Life and Style…not my favorite magazine, but I thought I’d give it a try this week. Their big story is Reese and Ryan…are they happy or not? Page 34 says, or not. Seems Ryan’s feeling a bit left out in the cold, especially now that’s she’s an Oscar winning actress. They seem awfully solid to me; don’t believe anything just yet.

Page 38 – TomKat. Here’s something interesting. The mags version is Katie’s heading for a meltdown, due to all of Tom’s ridiculous demands on how and where the baby should be born. He wants it done privately in their home; she wants it in the hospital where there are doctors and drugs if need be (duh – Hello, earth to Tom. Hospitals are where most normal people have their babies). Katie, don’t listen to him. Even if you have to go to the hospital secretly, do it. Who knows what could happen during childbirth. Mr. Scientology certainly doesn’t…how many babies has he birthed?

Finally, US Weekly. Nothing new to report here either. More pics of Britney’s tummy. And the drama unfolding between Nick, Jessica and Kristin Cavallari (of Laguna Beach fame). It’s not worth spending the $3.50.

Page 98 has the on-going feud between Nicole and Paris. Really, does anyone care other than those 2 and their friends? And if I were one of their friends, even then I wouldn’t care.