It’s Tabloid Time! This week the Enquirer has details of Demi’s fertility treatments, Star Jones almost dying after a breast lift (allegedly), and in a cross over article with the Star, looks like Kirstie has dropped 60 pounds, while Oprah’s gained 32.
Let’s just stop here for a minute. How in the hell does anyone know how much weight either of these women has gained or lost? I’m sure Oprah’s not going around saying, “hey look at me, I’ve gained 32 pounds!” I can’t for the life of me figure out how anyone knows the exact weight loss or gain for anyone…it’s ridiculous!
Anyway, back to the rags….
And speaking of loosing weight, Page 6 has the “new” Kirstie Alley looking svelte at 157 pounds. However, I’m thinking she may want to go back to her original hair color. The blonde/orange she’s chosen is a little brassy; it makes her look a little hard.
Page 6 – also has the story of very pregnant Angelina Jolie. Experts fear the plane jaunts she continues to take could have long term affects on her 2 children. What? Apparently, the experts say that small children need regular bed times and regular friends and all the travel that she and Brad do as a family, doesn’t allow this kind of regularity. Wait a minute. What about the fact that she’s 7 1/2 months pregnant, and still flying the plane herself. Why aren’t the “experts” concerned about that?
Page 10 – has the entire Star Jones cheats death story, after an apparent problem with a breast lift…blah, blah, blah. I’ve heard enough about Star Jones to last a lifetime.
Page 14 – 43 year old Demi and 28 year-old Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child after Demi took fertility drugs to help things along. They are reportedly very happy about the expectant bundle of joy. She’s been seen shopping at the posh LA baby boutique Petit Tresor quite regularly. Nice.
Page 33 – has 3 photos of Oprah and her 32-pound weight gain. For God sakes, does anyone really care? Apparently, she’s eating because she feels betrayed by James Frey and the scandal over his book, A Million Little Pieces. Please! He wrote a book and lied about the content; it wasn’t a personal attack against Oprah. He didn’t write it thinking, “gee, I’ll write this book, one day go on Oprah, lie directly to her, thus throwing her into an eating frenzy then my life will be complete.”
Come on…O, let it go! If you want to eat a French fry, eat it…don’t eat 5 bags of them because you‘re feeling betrayed by a book author. I suspect it has more to do with the other Oprah rumor; that being the betrayal from Mr. Frey brought back memories of betrayal she had from an alleged relationship with a married man 25 years ago (according to the Enquirer).
Page 41 – Tom and Katie have more baby drama, this time 40,000 feet in the air on a trip from Australia to a private island in Tahiti. Apparently, she started having practice contractions, so when they got to their destination she was rushed to the hospital to be checked out. NOTE TO TOMKAT: if your due date is only weeks away, perhaps you shouldn’t be flying, but should be sitting your ass in your Beverly Hills mansion waiting for little TomKitten.
The Star…
Page 27 – if you haven’t heard, DALLAS the TV series is being remade into a feature film. Rumors are swirling as to who should play JR; Bruce Willis or John Travolta? Personally, there will never be another Larry Hagman as JR Ewing, so why are they even wasting their time (and ours) with the remake. The feature is never going to be as good as the TV show. Bill Murray as Jock Ewing…give me a break. I love Bill Murray, but Jock Ewing, he’s not. Can’t anyone come up with an original idea anymore?
Page 44 – more drama with Angelina flying and Brad begging her to stop. If you are buying the Star for this article, don’t. It’s the same photo and story as the Enquirer. One rag is enough….
That’s really all there is; frankly, I’m bored with it all this week.