It’s Tabloid time again! OJ’s on the cover of the Enquirer, apparently a cocaine overdose, a story which I have no interest in; Maury Povich apparently had 2 mistresses; and Prince William’s secret honeymoon. Looks pretty boring this week, doesn’t it! The Star has Denise Richards full on center asking the question, victim or vixen; Ashley Simpson’s new nose job; and Jen’s agony. Again…all very boring!
First, the Enquirer..
Page 2 – My prediction - it’s only a matter of time before Star Jones exits The View after Rosie O’Donnell joins the team. Rosie early this year was all over Star to admit she had gastric bypass surgery. Can you say catfight?
Page 4 – Not so parallel worlds…Martha Stewart is dedicating a major New York hospital wing in honor of her mother, Martha Sr., while Michael Jackson’s mom could be out on the street, evicted from her Encino, California home, as the house is in foreclosure due to unpaid back taxes. Which child would you rather have?
Page 15 — Still looking for something, anything noteworthy…
Boring…boring…
Page 29 - Seems Alec Baldwin’s temper is keeping him from finding a girlfriend…yeah, right. And his brother, Daniel Baldwin, has allegedly been arrested on cocaine charges (page 41)…those Baldwin brothers…animals!
Page 34 – Apparently, Barbie (Heather Locklear) left David Spade and is now back seeing former lover and ex-husband, Tommy Lee. Say it isn’t so. Sources are reporting she and Spade are good friends only, and Lee is the real man in her life. It’s probably a fetish about rock stars in leather pants…
The Star.
Page 21 – from the HOT Sheet! For god sakes…M&M’s made personalized candies that read “Baby Cruise”, “It’s a Girl” and “Congrats Tom and Katie” (mmm.com). Give me a break!
Page 42 – has the whole sorted Denise Richards/Richie Sambora/Heather Locklear/David Spade drama. Too much to talk about, and far too boring!
Page 49 – the bets have already begun on how long Star Jones will stick around when Rosie O’Donnell takes over THE VIEW. Rumors are circulating that Rosie is set to make $2 million compared to Star’s $1 million. Oh, brother! With the average household income in American at just around $44,000 per year (and remember, that’s an entire household, not just one individual), I don’t feel sorry for either one of them.
Page 51 – Again, when your sunglasses practically cover your entire face, maybe it’s time to start eating something, Miss Angelina Jolie! (the photo has to be pre-pregnancy – but not by much. She’s the smallest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen!)
Page 58 – K-Fed is supposedly telling Britney he doesn’t need her or her money anymore. Think again, K-Fed. I haven’t seen you topping the charts lately…
Page 74 – Christie Brinkley is 52? Get out? She must be botoxing, as there isn’t a line in her forehead or her entire face for that matter, and guess what? No amount of makeup or yoga can cover that up!
That’s all from Hollywood this week!