It WAS Tabloid Time again; but since I was on holiday, I won’t go through the whole song and dance this week. I’ll just give a brief recap of what went on last week. Believe me, it hasn’t change much. I’ll just catch you up on a few things that stood out.

The Enquirer is reporting….

what I told you as well several weeks ago. No good would come of Rosie O’Donnell joining “The View”; and of course, I was right. They are in-fighting all ready! Rosie’s been sending e-mails and making phone calls telling everyone on the staff how she thinks she can improve the show. But Joy Behar isn’t having any part of it. She’s reminding everyone that it’s the opinions of all 4 women, not just Rosie. Stay tuned….cat fight.

Kim DeLaney is back at rehab, due to her drinking problem. I don’t know if you caught her on the made for TV movie last week, 10.5, The Apocalypse, but it was dreadful, and she was dreadful. She looked bloated and swollen, and the storyline was worse than the first installment of the series, 10.5 last spring…ugh!

There’s a picture on page 7 of Kirstie Alley stuffing her face with french fries from what appears to be In-n-Out Burger. Kirstie, are those Jenny Craig approved?

Sir Paul and Heather McCartney are beginning what looks like it will be a VERY ugly divorce. And no pre-nup. Again, what in the hell was he thinking.

Apparently, Charlie Sheen is demanding a paternity test on their 11-month old daughter Lola, claiming that Richie Sambora could be the father. Oh, come on! This divorce is going to be VERY ugly as well. Perhaps someone doesn’t want to pay child support…?

Page 26 is claiming that Britney’s finally had it with Federline, and divorcing him. Haven’t we heard this before? Either do it or don’t, but enough about it already.

Apparently, Victoria Principal is divorcing her husband, Dr. Harry Glassman after 21 years of marriage. Here’s my question.. At 56 years of age, is it wise of her to get rid of her plastic surgeon husband? I’m just sayin’…..perhaps there’s a reason she looks so good after all these years, and it ain’t her skin-care products.

Do you see a pattern here? Last year, Hollywood was pregnant and baby crazy! This year, apparently, is the year of the divorce!

Page 51 is reporting that Elizabeth Taylor is fighting Alzheimer’s. So with all her other ailments, she has to endure this too? Poor Liz…it’s really too much.

And that’s all from Hollywood this week….