It’s Tabloid Time!  And I have to be honest with you, there is nothing new to report! 

We’ve all seen the pictures of Shiloh in People; however, this week The Enquirer is reporting that Shiloh isn’t Brad’s, as Angelina slept with another man….pleeassse; give me a break!  Britney is still pregnant and deciding whether or not this week she feels like divorcing K-Fed; Richie and Denise are still kissing all over town, and Heather and Paul are still at it; he trying to save the marriage, and she trying to get $500 million dollars for the settlement.

See, all of that, and I didn’t even have to open a rag at all. 

Maybe it’s the heat of summer; maybe it’s that I broke my toe this weekend; or maybe it’s that I just don’t give a damn this week.  

Whatever the reason, that’s all there is to report from Hollywood.  Let’s see what this week has to bring!