It’s Tabloid Time! The Enquirer is shouting Loretta Lynn Dies on Operating Table, and doc’s bring her back to life; TomKat has another baby on the way - yeah, right; and J.Lo’s secret pregnancy surgery.

Page 4 - apparently, Jessica Simpson and Cher are NBF’s (new best friends). They’ve been seen all over Malibu lunch and shopping together.

Page 6 - Jessica apparently also has a new man in the life, Jared Leto, who sings and plays guitar for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars.

Page 10 - here’s the TomKat story. The headline makes it sound as though they are having child #2 already; of course not. Apparently, they are in a rush for TomKitten #2, and are already working on it. Come on! I think that’s really called “gettin’ after it” as one of my friends so aptly puts it.

Page 26 - Country music legend Loretta Lynn (age 71) died on the operating table (allegedly) while she was undergoing surgery for a broken shoulder. Her heart stopped and doctors successfully fought to bring her back to life. She’s recovering nicely at her home in Tennessee.

Page 36 - Desperate to be a mom, J. Lo has supposedly undergone secret fertility surgery in a last attempt to have a baby with Marc Anthony.

Believe it or not…that’s really all there is worth mentioning this week!