Tabloid time again, so let’s see what’s going on. It looks like Angelina walked in on Brad and Jen…please; Katie is sleeping alone, as Tom takes off. Come on; how would anyone know that; and again with the Hollywood celeb boob jobs; old news!

Let’s take a look inside…

Page 3 – Sally Field is joining the cast of ABC’s Brother’s and Sisters, after the show’s producers gave Betty Buckley the boot; you may recall Betty played Iva March in the pilot. Apparently, working around Betty’s demanding schedule became too much, so they called Sally to fill the series vacancy.

Page 4 – has a photo of Heather Locklear’s new tattoo, which pays tribute to David Spade’s character, Dennis Finch, on the once hit sitcom, “Just Shoot Me.” The tattoo simply says “Finch” with a picture of a rose over a heart. Awwww…ain’t that sweet.

Page 10 – Apparently, supermodel Christie Brinkley found out about her husband, Peter Cook’s affair with 19 year-old Diana Bianchi, by hiring a Private Dick. Hmmmm…she must have suspected something, as it’s not everyday that a wife hires Columbo to follow her husband around.

Page 11 – Seems Katie Holmes is spending many days and nights alone, as Mr. Cruise leaves her to attend business meetings, events, etc. She’s often left for days with only daughter, Suri and her bodyguards to keep her company.

And still no photo of the baby…..hmmmmm. Where is baby Suri? That poor child is going to grow up thinking she’s a freak if they don’t let her out soon.

Page 16 – Julia Roberts and hubby Danny Moder are set to undergo vitro fertilization again. She would like a second set of twins, a boy and a girl, to go along with her twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus.

That’s boring news, but I thought I’d throw it in.

Page 19 – Apparently, the war between Star Jones and Barbara Walters is too much for Ms. Walters, and she’s been seen crying and agonizing over the nasty public feud.

Page 26 – here’s the real truth behind the headline Angelina walks in on Brad and Jen. He was on the freakin’ phone with Jennifer!!! He claims it was a business call about their production company, Plan B; Angelina’s thinking it’s something else. Man…headlines are soooooo deceiving; good thing I’m sorting them out for you!

The Enquirer made it sound like Angelina caught them in bed together. According to the Enquirer, this isn’t the only time she’s been furious over Jennifer; apparently, Brangelina have lots of arguments over Jennifer. Perhaps Mr. Pitt isn’t over her yet…..?

Page 28 – Heartbroken over the death of her father Aaron Spelling, Tori Spelling is getting over her grief, or working through it, by spending some of the money he left her. She’s allegedly spent over $100,000 on clothes and jewelry over the past couple of weeks. Can you imagine being able to do that?!

If you need to see the celebrity boob jobs, they start on page 36. Lindsay Lohan, yes, we know she’s got fakes; Britney Spears…can’t be sure. Tara Reid….openly admits it.

That’s all I see from Hollywood this week!