It’s Tabloid time, and I’m sitting here reading the Enquirer with Alfred Hitchcock’s PSYCHO playing in the background; what a great movie and the soundtrack is even better! Always gets me excited for Halloween, which is only 2 months away; yeah!

Anyway, let’s get to the gossip!

If you’re still wondering where Baby Suri is, The Enquirer is shouting Tom’s outraged over reports that she is disfigured; I smell lawsuit. There’s a pic of Kirstie Alley stuffing her face with an ice cream cone supposedly 10 days after leaving a trendy LA diet spa, and looks like Robin Wiliams has checked himself into rehab before his drinking ruins his mariage. Let’s check it out….

Page 7 - Kirstie’s ice cream and candy diet. Oh, brother. Doesn’t the press ever get tired of chasing celebs around town watching what they are stuffing in their mouths? Apparently, they’ve snapped Kirstie with a Planter’s Peanut Bar in her hand and eating it in the parking lot of a local grocery store. For god sakes…is that news?

Oh, and this isn’t in the Enquirer, it’s from another source; however, sadly, it is true. Talk show Icon Mike Douglas passed away last Friday at his home in Florida. He was 81. Sad, very sad…..

Page 14 - a photo of 60 year-old Cher and her hunky 40 year-old boyfriend, Lee Tergesen. Apparently, they’ve been dating since earlier this year. That-a-girl! The rest of us can only hope to look so good at 60!

Page 16 - yet another GREAT photo of a very pregnant Britney with Starbucks in one hand, and her cell phone in keys in another; nice. Hope it’s decaf.

Page 21 - The TomKat saga continues. Apparently, the rumor of Baby Suri’s disfigurement range from Suri havving a port-wine birthmark on her forehead, to her suffering from a cleft palate, to a condition known as torticollis, which is some sort of twisting of the neck. All of which are absolutely ridiculous, but COME ON, TOM….let the kid out into the sunlight. YOU have the power to stop the rumors. No one’s going to rip the kid out of your arms while you’re doing a photo op. Ever heard of security guards…?

Page 27 - Suzanne Pleshette’s been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to be treated for lung cancer. Apparently, she’s going to have to undergo chemo. We wish her well! I absolutely loved her in the Bob Newhart show; the best!

Page 29 - another Cher item. Apparently, she’s ready to begin a new chapter in her life, she she’s auctioning off more than 700 pieces of clothing and stage costumes, jewelry, paintings, furniture and personal knickknacks at LA’s Beverly Hilton October 3 and 4th. I might have to check that out…can you imagine the stuff that’s going to go; priceless items from The Sonny and Cher show, gowns, personal stuff..it’s worth a look if nothing else. I’m sure sitting will be at a premium.

Page 44 - looks like one of the hot MUST HAVE fashion items this fall is the ankle boot, and the spikier the heel, the better! To be worn with anything from a micro mini, to leather and lace. My question is, where do you get the body to go with it?

Page 50 - Robin Williams has apparently checked himself into rehab to save his marriage; he’s been battling the addiction for 3 years…! He’s enterted a 30 day program at the Hazelden Springbrook drug and alcohol rehab facility in Newberg, Oregon on July 11th (this, all according to the Enquirer). Hmmmm…blackouts; not a good thing, and definitely a reason to get help.

Looks like that’s all from Hollywood this week.