It’s Tabloid Time again, and this week, The Enquirer has Angelina spying on Brad; Dr. Phil livid that Oprah didn’t attend the wedding of his son and his Playmate bride; hollywood’s secret “gay list” - guess what, it’s not so secret; and Tom’s showdown with Katie’s family.
Let’s get started….
Page 6 - has Star Jones being seen hailing a cab, along with the story that since being fired from The View, she’s starting to pinch pennies. She wouldn’t have been caught dead arriving to celeb events in a cab while hosting The View, but now that’s the norm; limo’s cost too much! It’s even being rumored that she’s bringing steak and champagne in from Manhattan when she goes to her weekend retreat in the Hampton’s because groceries there cost too much. Join the crowd Star…maybe sharing the spolight with Rosie on The View wouldn’t have been such a bad gig after all.
Page 10 - has the news that Katie’s won her first showdown with Mr. Cruise, in that she told him loosen up on the control freak grip and allow the world to see Suri, or she becomes a single mom and he never sees them again. Nice job, Katie. Apparently, he took the bait, and he flew her entire family to Colorado to a secluded hideaway to patch things up between them.
Stay tuned…; it’s far from over.
Page 16 - Pleeeaaazzzzeee! If it were anyone but Mel Gibson, their ass would be sitting in jail for 6 months for the drunk driving stunt he pulled. Now The Enquirer is saying that he’s REFUSING to go into a traditional rehab center and wants to do outpatient care. Give me a break! Haul his ass to jail like any other drunk, and let him think about how he could have killed someone, and it’s only because he’s Mel Gibson that he’s NOT in jail.
Page 20 - Angelina is becoming fearful that Brad is going to grow bored with their relationship, and has been keeping very close tabs on him. Apparently, she’s been made aware of his partying ways, women and drugs. Angelina, really; you had no idea what he was like BEFORE you hooked up with him and had his baby?
Page 22 - Courteney Cox and David Arquette have apparently entered couples counciling. Could it be the 7 year itch….?
Page 28 - Danny Bonaduce is trying to keep himself and his marriage together, and has turned up on GSN’s STARFACE as the shows host. I just happened to be channel surfing the other night and caught it; it’s not too bad. It airs Tuesday thru Saturdays at 9:30 pm on GSN (Game Show Network). I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for Mr. Bonaduce…
Page 30 - Hollywood’s “Secret Gay” List according to the Enquirer. Guess what, Lance Bass isn’t secretly gay; he admitted it about 2 weeks ago. I’m not touching this list folks, too many possible legal problems; lets just say we’ve heard the rumors all before (KR, JT, etc., of course, ALLEGEDLY).
Page 33 has a photo of Nicole Richie jogging on the beach in Malibu. My God she is ridiculously skinny, I mean scary skinny! It’s too much to look at. Her skin is hanging from her bones, she looks like she’s nothing but bones, and not a stitch of make-up…ugh!
Page 34 has the story of why Oprah didn’t attend Jay McGraw and his former Playboy Playmate wife, Eric Dahm’s wedding August 12th in Beverly Hills. Apparently, she flew several days before the wedding date to Africa to build homes for underprivileged children through her Angel Network. Dr. Phil felt she could have gone and done that anytime during the summer. He’s probably right, but who’s going to tell Oprah that. However, how can you say anything negative about her trip, if in fact, that was the reason she went there…
Page 40 - Rumor has it that Sir Paul McCartney has offered Heather Mills $100 million dollars to quietly go away. Good luck.
And don’t forget, Sunday, August 27th at 8 pm, Conan O’Brien will be hosting the 58th Annual Emmy Awards on NBC. He’s the only reason to watch the show.
That’s all from Hollywood this week.