It’s Tabloid Time again, so let’s see what The Enquirer has this week. Looks like freaky John Mark Karr, the JonBonet Ramsey murder suspect is on the cover; I’m not touchin’ that because this guy is too freaky. Martha may be having plastic surgery in preparation of her upcoming December nuptials…WHAT! And Nicole and Keith are having trouble alread, after only 2 months of marriage.

Let’s get started…

Page 3 has the photos of the week. There’s a pic of Madonna which really isn’t bad; her face certainly doesn’t show she is 48 years old, but her hands…wow. There’s a close up of her right hand, and it looks like she’s being lead somewhere by someone out of frame. Fine; but my point is her hands look like she’s 80. Veiny, skinny and very translucent…certainly not the hands of a 48 year old. Her hands don’t match her face at all!

Page 4 has news that Kirstie Alley and Roseanne Barr are fighting with each other on the set of “Rich Widows”; each apparently are trying to “out star” the other. Does anyone even know what that show’s about?

Page 10 has the Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban drama. Apparently, Nicole is jealous over Keith’s ex-girlfriend, supermodel Niki Taylor. Interesting….seems Nicole just found out the two are very close friends, and it’s a little two close for her comfort.

Page 13 - Anybody got a spare $240 million? Apparently, Bill Murray needs that much to purchase his beloved Chicago Cubs baseball team, but doesn’t have that kind of cash, so he’s enlisted the help of his pals like Jim Belushi, Dennis Franz and William Petersen. He’s pitching the idea to them of what fun it would be to own their own baseball team. Doesn’t sound like too muchy fun to me.

Page 21 finds Martha Stewart on a “pre-wedding” honeymoon” with fiance Charles Simonyi. Apparently, she’s getting ready to wed Charles in a low key affair by the end of this year, and she’s even considering plastic surgery. Hmmmm…I think she’s looks pretty good for 65; I wouldn’t go under the knife unless absolutely necessary; but better yet, I can’t wait to see and hear the details of this wedding!

Page 22 has Vince calling it quits with Jennifer Aniston over her apparent inability to comit to their relationship. Stay tuned…

Page 25 starts the whole JonBenet Ramsey story; it starts on page 25 and goes to page 35. Read it if you like; it’s too twisted for me, and I’m leaving it alone.

Page 38 finds Mel Gibson and his wife Robyn of 26 years in marriage counseling over his drinking and inability to stay sober. Apparently, if he can’t get help and stay sober, she’s calling it quits.

Page 57 - someone please help Andy Dick before he ends up in prison, rehab or worse. Licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher may sound funny, but it really wasn’t. In fact, it was very sad…and I’m sure Bill Shatner didn’t appreciate it either, as he was supposed to be the center of attention during his roast on Comedy Central, not Andy Dick.

Emmy’s tonight; can’t wait! I’ll let you know if there’s anything worth reporting. I suspect the best part of the evening will be Conan O’Brien’s hosting!

That’s all from Hollywood this week…!