It’s Tabloid Time; however, it’s Labor Day weekend so there’s not alot going on. Most everyone is out of town enjoying the long weekend before the big push toward the end of the year. The Enquirer doesn’t have a lot to say; I can tell because it’s a repeat of pictures featuring stars they think are wasting away, i.e. the pic of Nicole Richie (photoshopped) that ran about 2 weeks ago and Carson Daly who looks anorexic. However, the photo of John Travolta looks like he’s packed on a few pounds (maybe he’s visiting with his friend Kirstie Alley too much).

Anyway, let’s see what else is going on….

Please! Page 3 has the photo Perez Hilton ran last week of John Travolta kissing an unidentified friend while boarding his personal 707 jet. That’s old news…

Page 5 has a photo of Christian Slater reading The Enquirer at a newsstand in Brentwood, CA. See, everyone does read it whether they admit it or not.

Page 14 has an article about Katie wondering if Tom’s firing from Paramount could hurt her professional career as well. Apparently, she’s even rethinking the marriage. And I’ll say it again, where’s baby Suri? Somthing’s up because Brooke Shields revealed on The Tonight Show on Friday, that Tom stopped by her house to apologize to her for bringing her into his whole anti-depressant drug soapbox. Apparently, it was a good talk and she accepted his apology and then her husband made them all omelets.

Only in Hollyweird folks…

Page 16 has Hollywood’s other royal couple, or should I say royal threesome Brad, Angelina and Jen, back in the news. Apparently, Angelina and Brad continue to fight over Brad’s apparent affection for Jen. It’s making for quite a few cold nights in the Jolie-Pitt household. How true it is….who really knows.

Page 23 - yet another photo of Kirstie Alley chowing down with her kids. Please, a girls gotta eat. 2 pieces of pecan pie and 2 bags of popcorn all at once at a kids carnival in the afternoon…yeah, that’s normal.

Page 26 starts “Starvation of the Stars” which again, is old news. We know Nicole Richie needs a sandwich, as does Keira Knightley, Ellen Pompeo and Victoria Bechham. However, Carson Daly looks like there is something seriously wrong with him.

Page 36 - Britney Spears is putting the stop to Kevin Federline’s spending way. Apparently, she’s bleeding money, so yet again, she’s stopping the spending. Gee, you mean to tell me the CD he just released isn’t the cash cow they thought it would be….?

That’s all from Hollywood this week. Enjoy the holiday!