It’s Tabloid Time, so let’s see what the Enquirer has this week. Looks like Oprah has caught Stedman with another woman (allegedly); a new report has Mr. Cruise fuming over reports that Suri’s not his baby (enough already; look at the pics in Vanity Fair. Suri looks exactly like her mother and Cruise, especially during his younger film days); and again with the boring plastic surgery reports. We get it!

Desperate Housewives premieres Sunday, September 24th at 9 pm on ABC. Make a note of it.

Apparently, Martha Stewart may have to undergo hip replacement surgery, which has her worried that she may be crippled for life. Martha, relax…they do these things all the time, and it looks like you’re in pretty good shape. Do it and get it over with. Isn’t that better than living in constant pain?

The story regarding Suri’s paternity; here’s my two-cents. It’s time to leave the Cruise’s alone and let them get on with their lives. Yes, he’s a bit out there at times, and yes, we didn’t see Suri for the first 5 weeks of her life, but enough with the stories. Quite frankly, I’d start getting annoyed right about now too. Leave them alone, and move on.

Ugly Better series premiere is Thursday, September 28th at 8 pm on ABC. Haven’t we already seen this, and it was called THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA?

More plastic surgery photos..who’s had what sucked, plucked and tucked. Yes, we know that Jessica Simpson has had lip plumbing; and Babs and Barry Manilow have had a few facelifts here and there….boring!

Ummmm..I think that’s about it. Nothing else is really grabbing my attention or worth reporting.

That’s all from Hollywood this week!