I’m telling you, George Clooney only gets better and better looking with age. 45 years old and hot. He’s been seen around Las Vegas with curvy Nancy Stelmaszczyk, better know for her briefcase turning on “DEAL OR NO DEAL”. Oolalaaaa….

Apparently, Martha Stewart’s mom, Martha Sr., has stepped in to see if she can get Martha and her daugher, Alexis, back together again. You may recall last week, I reported that they aren’t on speaking terms due to Alexis’ dislike of Martha’s new boyfriend, and her French bulldog. Oh, please. When it’s put that way, even I have trouble believing the story…

I hadn’t heard about this, but apparently, Candice Bergen suffered a stroke on September 17th, and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. She underwent 6 hours of state of the art, non-invasive techniques to remove the clot on her brain. She was treated, observed for 3 days and then released; however, she is recovering nicely with no apparent side-effects or complications.

Could Angelina be courting her ex-boyfriend? Is she doing so because Brad is always talking to his ex Jennifer? Stay tuned….

Page 24 - the same old question…is Clay gay? No one cares…and come on? Is it seriously in question?

And I believe I said it was only a matter of time before THE VIEW, became the Rosie O’Donnell Show. And sure enough, it is. Rosie’s strong opinions and daily antics on the show have Barbara Walters and execs allegedly wishing they had never hired her. Duh…how could they have thought anything different, or that she’d be a team player? She’s using the show for her own forum and personal agenda.

Perhaps Star wasn’t such a bad host after all…

Oh, and now Rosie’s got Oprah pissed at her, because apparently she called Oprah and Gayle “a little bit gay”, after watching a video clip of the 2 of them on Oprah’s season premiere (Oprah and Gayle travel across the country).

The hot new pet for this fall….Mini Cow’s!!! Yep, they weigh between 250 and 350 pounds, are 42″ tall or less, and bred specifically to be minatures. Cost - between $1,500 and $6,500. That’s just wrong! Yes they are adorable and who wouldn’t want one; however, when people grow tired of them shitting everywhere what will they do with them? Drop them off at the pound to be put down or leave them along the side of the road, just like when the movie 101 DALMATIONS came out, and parents thought Dalmations where the pup to have for their kids, but come to find out…guess what? They are a pain in the ass as adult dogs. I had one, and they are ALOT of work. Adorable, but ALOT of work, just as I suspect a mini-cow would be!

Good stuff in the Enquirer this week! That is all!