It’s Tabloid Time and this week the Enquirer has Brad caught with a hooker and Angelina in tears over it (please, she’s probably got something in her eye!). Hollywood’s new hot couple apparently is Clay Aiken and Pee Wee Herman; come on! And looks like Nicole Kidman is on fertility drugs because she’s desperate for a child.

Let’s get started…

Well, i’m on page 14, and there’s nothing good yet to report. I’m telling ya, it’s been a slow couple of weeks here in Tinseltown.

Looks like Britney has dropped about 20 pounds trying to get back into shape for her hubby, K-Fed. Apparently, he LOVED the way she looked pre-baby(ies) weight. She’s also scheduling thigh lipo and a breast reduction for sometime in the future.

The never-ending saga continues on THE VIEW. Apparently, Joy Behar wants Barbara Walters to let Elisabeth Hasselbeck go, and then fire Rosi, as well. She’s tired of Rosie taking over the show and every segment (which is very apparent if you watch the show for even a moment) and she’s just as tired of Hasselbeck’s ultra conservative politic views.

The drama never ends on that set….

Seems Clay Aiken has a new playmate in Pee Wee Herman, aka Paul Reubens. They met at songwwriter Allee Willis’ party about a month ago, and have been fast friends every since.

Why do I feel a little dirty after ready about these new BFF’s…yuck!

Get ready. Apparently, a new sex drenched, tell-all book called “Hooking Up: You’ll never Make Love in This Town Again Again” reveals a very dirty secret about Mr. Pitt. That, coupled with the fact that Angelina has been mobbed by people wherever she goes while filming in Pune, India, is supposedly sending the actress over the edge. Maybe world-wide celeb status isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

The same tell-all book allegedly will have other Hollywood husbands running for the hills. The author is also making claims against Jack NICHOLSON, KEVIN COSTNER, JOE PESCI AND CHARLIE SHEEN. Hmmmm..Jack’s sex-capades are legendary, but the other 3 men…we’ll see how it plays out.

That’s all I see worth reporting. Tune in next week!