Tabloid Time! There’s not alot to mention in the Enquirer, as it’s all about Star’s Deadly Food Addictions, which is lame. We’ve heard and seen it all before, so I’m going to buzz quickly through it, and give you the highlights. The holidays are fast approaching, and time is of the essence!
Right away on page 2, I see that Marcia Cross, age 44, is experience extreme fatigue, morning sickness and achiness while pregnant with twins (she’s due in April). She’s asked DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES producers to lighten her workload.
Looks like Christie Brinkley is offering her lying husband, Peter Cook, a staggering $25 million dollars to just go away. I’d take it and run…
Apparently, siren Heather Locklear has a new man in her life by the name of Johnathon Schaech, star of THAT THING YOU DO! Seems they met on the set of their new TV flick, hit it off, and have been together every since. You may recall Johnathon was married to MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN star, Christina Applegate until she reportedly dumped him for skateboarder/fisherman Lee Grivas.
Poor David Spade….no more Heather to play with.
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has fallen for the youngest son of Motown Legend, Diana Ross. She’s now dating Evan Ross, apparently in secret. Yeah, some secret.
It says that Reese Witherspoon kicked hubby Ryan Phillippe out of their home, after she found messages he’d sent to another woman on his blackberry.
Excuse me, please. Forget the cheating part for a moment, yes, that’s definately wrong, and no, I wouldn’t put up with it either, but who said it was okay to goes around reading other people’s e-mails on their blackberry’s? Sounds like a trust issue to me…
I’ll wait and see if this marriage goes through for Tom and Katie, who are scheduled to tie the knot November 18th, in Italy. With his temper tantrums..who would marry that?
And yes, we’ve seen the same fat pictures of celebs before…Queen Latifah, Kirstie Alley at the drive-in, Wynonna Judd, Carnie Wilson, John Travolta in the pool, Britney Spears at Starbucks with her belly hanging out, and Rosie O’Donnell without makeup (no, really?) and a big draping t-shirt.
Then you’ve got the oh-too-skinny pics of Portia de Rossi, Lara Flynn Boyle, Nicole Richie, and Mary-Kate Olson. Nothing new here folks….
And that’s all from Hollywood this week!