It’s Tabloid Time and the Enquirer has Kirstie’s Secret Liposuction, or so they say; there’s a photo of Katie Curic with the headline she’s been “secretly” fired; and Reese’s $100m divorce is getting ugly.

Let’s take a look…

Hmmmm…looks the the Olsen twins have been throwing dagger stares at the Hilton sisters lately, and unnerving them so badly, that the Hilton heiress’ left a party at the Chateau Mormont earlier than planned, the night before Halloween, because the 2 sets of celebrity sisters can’t stand each other, and the Olson twins aren’t intimidated by anyone. All this over boyfriends…ugh!

Isn’t that what we did in high-school?

Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart are in an apparent ratings war….2 different sets of audiences my friends; everything from age demographics to disposable income. It’s like comparing apples and oranges.

Rumor has it that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child, by husband Keith Urban. However, her happiness could be short lived due to Keith’s alleged drinking and drug use. Will she stay with him for the baby’s sake?….stay tuned.

They all go under the knife at some points don’t they. Seems Kirstie Alley, who swore she’d never have plastic surgery, is considering having lipo on her thighs and hips to trim those”problem areas” she can’t quite fix through diet and exercise. Not even the panty hose she wore under the now infamous bikini appearance on the Oprah show last week could shape her enough to her liking.

I thought her legs were unnaturally shiny…..

Let’s see how long it is before Katie’s bosses “sweep” her from her new CBS anchor job. She better hope she pulls some bigger numbers for what’s left of November sweeps.

Isn’t it bad enough that Farrah has to deal with own medical problem of fighting off cancer, but now she has the added drama of dealing with her alleged drug-plagued son? Come on, Redmond, give your mom a break! Run to your father Ryan to fix your problems, and leave your mom alone.

Bob Barker is finally retiring in June 2007, after hosting THE PRICE IS RIGHT for over 35 years…amazing.

Come on, Reese; no pre-nup with Ryan Phillippe? Who does that in this town, even if you are in love forever (or at least in the beginning of the relationship)? Certainly no one who commands a salary of $29 million per picture!

That’s all from Hollywood this week!