It’s Tabloid Time, and it looks like The Enquirer is reporting the following: Matt Lauer has apparently stabbed Katie in the back, as years of jealousy boil over; Steve Irwin’s death video has been stolen; Lindsay Lohan suffered an alleged drug overdose on November 12th; and wedding details of TomKat’s wedding (which is boring to me, so I think I’ll pass on that one…)

Let’s see…

Page 4 has the most disgusting photo of Michael Jackson yet. It’s a close up shot of him blowing a kiss to his fans at the World Music Awards in London. His fingernails look all brownish-yellow, like they have fungus growing under them, and his nose it too grossly distorted to even look at. Yuk!

More Rachael Ray divorce drama…seems both The Kitchen Queen/Talk Show Host and her husband, John Cusimano, are denying his alleged affair with Floridian Jeaninne Walz. And, a close friend of the couple has even gone so far as to state the the photos of Walz and Cusimano looked staged, and the whole thing is a set up. Please. Just admit it and move on….

The Matt Lauer/Katie Couric feud isn’t even worth reporting on. Does anyone care?

I wonder why Oprah wasn’t invited to Tom and Katie’s wedding. Some speculate that it’s because Oprah aired Tom’s jumping up and down-I-love-Katie-incident, which started his downward spiral at the box office. Hmmmm…I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about this in the near future.

No one knows for sure if Steve Irwin’s death tape has been stolen; it’s allegedly been stolen and the photos in the Enquirer are re-creations only. I hate when they pretend to have the “real scoop”. Give the poor guy and his family a break!

Lindsay Lohan allegedly mixed Dilaudid, cocaine and Vicodin, November 12th at the Chateau Marmount Hotel, and almost overdosed. Apparently, a friend of hers found her unconscious in her hotel room, and called a doctor. Oh, really? I find the entire story had to believe, when A) She supposedly has moved out, or is moving out of the Marmount, and B) the next day she flew to London for the World Music Awards. Come on! After a cocktail like that, who could even walk?

K-Fed is begging Britney to take him back, as he’s supposedly almost broke and doesn’t particularly care for living on a budget, nor shopping at discount stores; the money and charge accounts have all been frozen. Hey buddy…it’s called, get a job; a real job!

And with that, I’ll leave you ’til next week.