It’s Tabloid Time, and let me tell you……you know it’s the holidays when the Enquirer is recycling old stories.  This week, it’s Who’s Gay…and Who’s Not; we’ve seen the pictures and the stories…old news!  Apparently, they also have the secret that made Seinfeld’s K-K-Kramer snap; and the honeymoon’s over for the Cruise’s, as the battle over religion begins.

Let’s see what’s going on…

Page 6 has a great photo of Lindsay Lohan, on what looks to be like another bender; and now the family is desperate to get her into rehab.  Oh really; it’s taken you this long to decide that she’s got a problem?

Nicole Kidman is giving hubby Keither Urban another chance before she files for divorce; however, she will control who come and goes from his life, i.e., no visits from his “drinking and drugging buddies”.  Their words folks…not mine.

Hmmm…interesting.  Rumor has it that Nicole Richie underwent breast augmentation to round out her stick-thin figure.  Apparently, that’s easier than learning to eat right and exercise.  I guess that’s what they call it when you enter a treatment center for a “focus on nutrition”.

Now this is real gossip, because who would know if it’s REALLY true or not, but sources are reporting that Katie was livid when she found out the Mr. Cruise was set to bring his best man, Scientology leader David Miscavige on their honeymoon.  Can you believe that!  Tom later gave in and relented, after Katie, I’m sure threw a fit.  Who brings a guest on their honeymoon…loser!

Another note of interest about the lavish $5 million dollar wedding…supposedly, tucked inside the gift bags, ever so discreetly, was a certficiate entitling The Bearer to a private consultation with a trained Scientolgist, AND a tour of the Celebrity Scientology Center, FREE of charge.  Along with such a “gracious” gift, a gift set of L.Ron Hubbard sci-fi books.  What the hell!!!!

Now, Katie is allegedly worried that Scientology is taking over their lives, and she’s not happy about it.  She was raised a devote Catholic, and needlesstosay, her parents are a little troubled over it as well.    We’ll see what religion wins out!

Yet another woman has come forward to say she’s “allegedly” had an affair with Rachel Ray’s husband.  This one I’m suspicious of, because she won’t reveal her name to the Enquirer, but passed a polygraph test.  Pleeassse….!  Having an affair is a pretty rough accusation..so if you did, and are hell bent on going to the press, own up to it, and don’t puss out on stating your name!

Pamela Lee and Kid Rock divorcing after 4 months…that’s must be some kind of record.  I suspect she finds her way back to Tommy Lee.

I’m not getting anyway near the “Is he/she gay or straight”, but if I did, here’s what the rumors are saying….W.H.; P.C.; J.T.; Q.L.?  Sara Gilbert..hello.  She’s come out; has a partner, Allison Adler; and they have a 2 year old daughter together.  Neil Patrick Harris came out 2 weeks ago; no surprise there.  Clay Aiken - draw your own conclusions. Courtney Love…She’ll kiss anything that moves, male or female.   Cynthia Nixon…we know she has a partner.

Apparently, Michael Richards has anger issues, thus the reason he goes off on angry tirades, racial or other, all over the city.  Nice cover.

That’s all from Hollywood this week..!