It’s Tabloid Time again, and this week the Enquirer is saying: Docs rush to save Farrah’s vision, as she’s going blind; Katie has become a Stepford Wife; Rosie and Barbara are fighting about Rosie’s bizarre bahavior; and Yvonne DeCarlo had an amazing life.

Let’s see what’s going on…

Do you think La Toya Jackson will someday be arresting her brother Michael for his weird behavior, like she’s been doing on that lame show “Armed & Famous”? Perhaps she’ll think she can put her police uniform on, and make a citizen’s arrest (if he ever return’s to the states). Nice photo of her from her show, with about 2 pounds of weed she’s confiscated from some perp (page 5).

Speaking of “Armed and Famous”, former CHIP’S star Erik Estrada went on a screaming rampage when he stopped to arrest a perp on the show, and the guy kept calling him Emilo Estevez. Apparently, the perp told an “insider” he didn’t like Estrada’s treatment of him, so he PRETENDED to think he was Estevez. Yeah, right. Most stabbing victims are clever like that while they are bleeding..sure.

It’s all produced folks…all produced.

Looks like the big bosses at ABC are siding with Rosie over Barbara this time, for the alleged lies Barbara’s told over the whole stupid Rosie vs. Donald feud; which would make sense, because if Rosie goes off to WB to make her daytime talker that is rumored to be in the works, ABC will stand to loose alot. And supposedly, Star Jones has placed a call to the Donald, siding with him, and saying Barbara also lied to Star during the whole stupid Barbara vs. Star feud. Boring…!

From the Fantasy Becomes Reality Department….Apparently, Jennifer Aniston is going to do an episode of DIRT, which stars her former FRIEND’S co-star, Courteney Cox Arquette. The charactor Aniston is to play, would be a happily married film star who falls for his sexy co-star ala Brad flipping for Angelina Jolie on the set of their movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Is the script be written to mirror the whole Jennifer, Brad, Angelina triangle? Stay tuned….

You be the judge….If you’re not allowed to shop alone, talk to anyone (including your family) on the phone for more than 15 minutes, have your own interests and only take on your husband’s interests, and have your husband critique your wardrobe before you leave the house (wait, scratch that one, because Mr. Ludy does that to me - ha), or have any interest in your own career….can anyone say Stepford?

Oh, Brother! Tommy Lee has hired security because he’s afraid Kid Rock is going to harm him, due to his interest in Pamela Anderson and the support he’s allegedly giving her during Kid and Pamela’s divorce; please! Allegedly, Kid’s been targeting Tommy in phone and text messages to Pam, saying he’s going to get him, and calling him names.

Isn’t that what bullies do during 5th grade recess? These people are 40+; give me a break!

Farrah’s having vision problems and facing blindness, due to her sunbathing during her chemo recovery. Apparently, it’s not uncommon during this kind of treatment, as your immune system is so weak, your cornea becomes ultra sensitive and needs to be protected. Doctors are rushing to fix the problem, plus prep her for more surgery. Staying out of the sun may be the first step….!

That looks to be it for this week; and with Lindsay in rehab, next week could prove to be a pretty slow week!