It’s Tabloid Time, and I suspect it’s going to be a short review, as The Enquirer has the same old boring celebrity eating disorder stories and pictures; the truth has been uncovered about why Regis can’t go back to Regis and Kelly; and Matt Lauer walks out on wife.

Great. So not only do we have to endure Rosie O’Donnell’s antics on THE VIEW, now she’s going to be a regular on NIP/TUCK. Apparently, she’s taking over as boss of the dashing doctors as they relocate their practice from Florida to Beverly Hills. Ugh. That’s one more show I can cross off my viewing list.

Wow..there really isn’t alot of gossip this week when one of the top stories has Marie Osmond filing divorce papers from her husband because of his temper. Does anyone really care?

Yes, we’ve seen the ribcages of Hilary Duff, Jaime Pressly and Nicole Richie before. Where’s the story? Angelina Jolie is a mere skeleton of her former self, as is Jennifer Aniston. Please…you’re not eating, because you’re distraught over a man? Katie Holmes doesn’t eat because she has no control over her life, and NOT eating is the ONLY thing she CAN control…no “secret” there, and we’ve seen that same picture of her before.

If I were an 18 month of child, and some crazy, bald-headed woman, who I hadn’t seen in over 2 months, came running after me, yelling “come to Mommy”, I’d start crying and run the other way screaming “daddy- help” too. Smart move, Britney.

How ’bout Wynonna’s husband, Dan Roach, being arrested for “alleged” sexual assult on a child. Sick bastard; I’d divorce him too.

Regis is having complications in his legs, due to the veins that they used from his legs for his by-pass surgery; “sources” say he may never be able to return to the show. That’s not earth-shattering news either.

Truly..that’s it. Not alot to mention, and truly, nothing ground breaking.

So, that’s all from Hollywood this week!