That Jennifer Aniston isn’t happy with her new nose…she thinks the tip is too wide, after she had a procedure done in January to correct a deviated septum that was “incorrectly done”.

Valerie Bertinelli, the newest Jenny Craig spokesperson, has a new boyfriend, and allegedly, he’s a convicted wife beater.  Why would anyone leave the rock star life (aka Mrs. Eddie Van Halen) for a boring financial planner….ugh!

Martha Stewart traveled all the way to Kazakhstan to see her billionaire boyfriend rocket off into outer space, and hopefully get a marriage proposal out of him.  However, the space program’s head honcos pulled the plug on the proposal, stating that the “trillion dollars that had gone into the space program was not intended as a love line for couples”.  Ouch. 

Regis Philbin will be returning to LIVE on Thursday, 4/26/07.  Way to work sweeps ratings, with something as serious as triple bypass surgery.

I don’t think it matters how much plastic surgery Britney’s has…she’ll always be Britney; twisted.

Hulk Hogan and his wife of 23 years, Linda, are heading to court for a championship wrestling match called D-I-V-O-R-C-E.