OH MY GOD…Breaking news!  I’m laying in bed watching the news, it’s about 11:32 pm, Sunday, July 3rd, and there’s breaking news from Channel 7 that Paris Hilton has surrendered herself into the County jail, after making a surprise stop at the MTV Music Awards. 

A brilliant plan, I think, as the media would never suspect she’d check in early, and they will all be covering the after parties! 

That little black dress she’s wearing to the awards ceremony, will soon be county orange…ugh.

However, is this really breaking news…?